Thursday, August 15, 2013

Philippines Sexpats at a glance

"Once a sexpat  fully ingratiated himself within the expat community, there is absolutely no chance for his re-assimilation back into the real world.  The underlying shame and guilt for the extent of his insalubrious indulgences can only be managed so long as he maintains his current lifestyle and continues to live a life of deluded bliss.  The real world will simply not accept someone so lacking in basic moral standards, personal hygiene and self-respect – plus his mate Dave will probably call him a poof." 

From Philippines-sexpats wall of shame we read this: 

Evan Iliadis: Philippines Sexpats at a glance

Philippines Sexpats at a glance

Beautiful Filipina you deserve better than those old farts. You don't have to wear a mask or get drunk first before you go to bed with them. Just because they have a few extra dollars.. He had a limp wrested dick? Was extremely Hairy? 80+ years Old? Had no teeth? Growth Warts all over his body? Paper flappy Thin Skin? Boring and falls asleep half the time? Slow Minded with Dementia? Has kids OLDER than you? You are the MOTHER to a 40-50 year old kids and you are 18? When there are Hundreds of Thousands of YOUNG SEXY HOT GUYS all over the world to choose from?  Read More....



Making fun of sexpats

how to be a “hansum man”, or “the sexpat’s guide to fashion

Philippines Sexpats at a glance
Philippines Sexpats at a glance(image source: Stickman Bangkok)
Whether you’ve already retired to your “girlfriend’s” Issan country village to open a shitty sports bar or whether you’re still auditioning Third World prostitutes to find your lucky bride, a good sexpat look doesn’t just happen. it’s the result of many carefully arranged details, each of which must express “No one in their right mind would ever fuck me for free”.For those of you unclear on how to be a “handsum man”, I’m gonna break it down:

A revealing tank top.  Philippines Sexpats at a glance
While no one would complain about seeing Justin Timberlake or Rain rocking a tank top, a true sexpat wears a tank top on a body better suited to hijabs or whatever Baron Harkonen wears.  
Question: If I’m not fat, can I still pull off a sexpat look?
While being morbidly obese is the quickest way to make yourself as unattractive as possible, if you simply can’t make yourself eat enough Sizzlers, you can always resort to a really offensive tattoo (like the fellow teacher at my friend’s workplace who had a tatoo of a dwarf giving the finger — wouldn’t you want that dude teaching your kids?), or a 4-foot smelly long grey ponytail.   Read more....

An Essay on Idiots

Philippines Sexpats at a glance

"Once a sexpat  fully ingratiated himself within the expat community, there is absolutely no chance for his re-assimilation back into the real world.  The underlying shame and guilt for the extent of his insalubrious indulgences can only be managed so long as he maintains his current lifestyle and continues to live a life of deluded bliss.  The real world will simply not accept someone so lacking in basic moral standards, personal hygiene and self-respect – plus his mate Dave will probably call him a poof. " Read more....

Philippines Sexpats at a glance
Philippines Sexpats at a glance

Sexpats, Missionaries, Hired Guns, and English Teachers; An Introduction to the expat scene.

The (S)expats are often older Western guys (but not always older), who love Vietnam because here they are a white god. Not every guy who dates Viets is a Sexpat, but boy, you can tell them when you see them. You can recognize most Sexpats by the age or beauty difference between them and their Vietnamese girlfriends/wives. Old guy with young girl? Sexpat

Ugly guy with beautiful local girl? Sexpat. Back home, they are usually guys who have a hard time getting laid, but here, they can always find a girl whose lifetime earnings will total what the Sexpat earns in one year. As such, the Sexpat represents a way out of village life for a local girl. And all they have to do is cook for, and have sex with an older ugly guy. And even better, unlike 70% of Vietnamese men, he is less likely to abuse her. 66% of Vietnamese women report that their husbands abuse them. Read More..


Philippines Sexpats at a glance

The Audacity of Farang

Forget culture shock. Forget homesickness. Forget language barrier. The most difficult thing I’ve had to deal with in Thailand is seeing the daily display of vulgar exploitation by foreign men.
This is not a discussion of prostitution, per se, in Thailand. That is another debate, and one which, like the profession, is likely to go on forever. What is disturbing in Thailand is the ability of the farang mind to normalize the john-hooker relationship into something that is presentable to the rest of society. It’s bad enough the extent to which prostitution exists in places like Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy, and Patpong, but foreigners, young and old alike, feel no shame in bringing their obviously paid for partners to any and every corner of the country. Malls, restaurants, resorts, beaches, condos, parks, normal Thai neighborhoods, wats! Would you take a prostitute you picked up in Los Angeles, London, Sydney, or wherever you came from, and parade her around town? I think not. You would be worried about the social ramifications, glares, and perhaps even a beating if, Read more...
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